February 2011
English to Tumblr Translator
insomniaticthoughts:
English: WHY DON’T YOU…..!
Tumblr: Y U NO……?!?!?!
English: You’re so immature and stupid.
Tumblr: LOL DIS BITCH
English: I’m single.
Tumblr: Forever alone.
English: I’m so mad!
Tumblr: FUUUUUU *inserts gif*
English: Anonymous.
Tumblr: Anon.
English: That Boy is so hot.
Tumblr: ASDFKLADA;
English:You make a very good point.
Tumblr: THIS! *inserts gif*
English:...
BECAUSE CHOCOLATE CAN'T GET YOU PREGNANT.
When your crush says they like you too
tim-:
mustachedmusician:
Outside you are like,
But inside you are like,
Then you text your bestfriend,
And they are like,
And then your crush tries to ask you out like this,
And you are like,
And then you two are on a date and you are like,
Then suddenly he kisses you,
And says,
And you are,
And then you go home and you are like,
And then you wake up and...
