Dad: You need to quit going on the laptop for hours straight.
Me: My friends live in there.
ifyoucarryonthisway: the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn honey, you missed auburn big time
I would be perfectly okay with the floor eating me right now. Awkward moments.
I’m gonna true love this pillow.– Ssyyyddnneeyyy
I don’t think you understand how much I miss you.
Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump...